So when you are new and out meeting lots of people, you'll run into situations where people might not just want to be your friend.  They might start to like you.

I'm running into this all the time.  Sometimes when you are too attractive, it's really hard just to make friends.

That's why I've picked up a few techniques to help navigate these awkward situations.  I'm happy to share them with you!

Alex's Guide to Friend Zoning

• When texting, never text back immediately.  This shows them you have better things to do.
• If you somehow end up hanging 1-1, start inviting other people ASAP.
• Talk about all the real-life people you think are hot in front of them.
• In conversation, describe your perfect type and then say, "Yeah, kinda like the opposite of you."
• If they try to make a move on you at the bar/club, just scream, "I'm so drunk right now. Just sooooo drunk."  Then spill your drink on them and leave.
• When they text you something flirty, reply with "I just took a big dump, heh." Then some poop emoticons for emphasis.
• Slap their face really hard.  Whenever.
• When they ask you, "How's your weekend?" Respond with "I'm still emotionally unavailable due to my last relationship 8 years ago."

 Good luck!